laugh-addict:

some songs wake up my inner stripper

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(Source: laugh-your-butt-off, via elsegunda)

nicholascobalt:

play this at my funeral

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(Source: good-little-homestuck, via ruinedchildhood)

At work the other day I forgot my phone. My mom brought it to work for me and gave it to one of my coworkers to give to me. So this coworker, who is a good friend, decided she would put it in my back pocket while I’m making people’s food. After the lunch rush, she came up to me and said do you wear tight jeans or is your butt that big and voluptuous…I was wearing boot cut jeans. Therefore, I’m a big booty judy apparently. 

YEEZUS IS PRIME